Seven Headlines From The Onion About Shopping that Kinda Sum It Up
- Child Entertained For 5 Minutes By Plastic Toy That Will Take 1,000 Years To Biodegrade
- Consumers Say Recession Changed Way They Blow Paycheck On Crap
- New Denim Jacket Bolsters Consumer Self-Confidence
- Cost Of Living Now Outweighs Benefits
- Study Finds Americans Lead World In Ability To Justify Unnecessary Purchases
- New Apple Campaign Urges Consumers To Buy iPhone For Other Hand
- Top 10 Products to Battle Consumerism
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