Seven Headlines From The Onion About Shopping that Kinda Sum It Up

1. Child Entertained For 5 Minutes By Plastic Toy That Will Take 1,000 Years To Biodegrade
2. Consumers Say Recession Changed Way They Blow Paycheck On Crap
3. New Denim Jacket Bolsters Consumer Self-Confidence
4. Cost Of Living Now Outweighs Benefits
5. Study Finds Americans Lead World In Ability To Justify Unnecessary Purchases
6. New Apple Campaign Urges Consumers To Buy iPhone For Other Hand
7. Top 10 Products to Battle Consumerism

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