Seven Headlines From The Onion About Shopping that Kinda Sum It Up

  1. Child Entertained For 5 Minutes By Plastic Toy That Will Take 1,000 Years To Biodegrade
  2. Consumers Say Recession Changed Way They Blow Paycheck On Crap
  3. New Denim Jacket Bolsters Consumer Self-Confidence
  4. Cost Of Living Now Outweighs Benefits
  5. Study Finds Americans Lead World In Ability To Justify Unnecessary Purchases
  6. New Apple Campaign Urges Consumers To Buy iPhone For Other Hand
  7. Top 10 Products to Battle Consumerism

Editor’s Note: The opinions of The Onion do not necessarily reflect those of LifeEdited.com.

Paris Hilton Discovers Minimalism, Moves into Tiny House

In what is surely a sign of things to come, Paris Hilton, once the poster girl of conspicuous consumption, has adopted a minimalist lifestyle and has given up a 12k sq ft Malibu mansion for a tiny house in Eugene, Oregon.

“I just couldn’t keep up any more,” she told the Eugene Register-Guard, likely referring to her former BFF Kim Kardashian and her ilk. “The house, the cars, the clothes, the parties…it just became too much.” Hilton gave away most of her possessions and sought to find the peace of mind she had whilst on set of “The Simple Life.”

By far her boldest move was her change of residence. Her new home is a mere 180 sq ft. It features propane heat and a composting toilet. There are remnants of her past glam style like the house’s pink exterior, but make no mistake, Hilton is committed to living differently. 

“There’s no going back. I couldn’t be happier,” Hilton told the Register-Guard. “It’s weird. Somehow, by knowing where everything is, I know where I am. There’s obviously a corollary between one’s physical and psychic spaces. If the former is contained and orderly, so is the latter. I just couldn’t get that when I was living in such a big place. There was too much physical, and hence psychic, noise.”

Hilton has big plans for the little place including adding photovoltaic power and a water catchment system. She’s also been studying permaculture and would eventually like to create a totally self-sustaining tiny house community.

“Me and Jay [Shafer of Four Lights Tiny House Company] have been talking a lot lately,” she continued. “Between his technical knowhow and my star power, we think we can really change the world for the better. If people can see that someone like me can adopt this way of life, then they can see than anyone can. It’s like I say, every global change starts with a personal one.”

Poop and Make Dinner at the Same Time in Your Tiny House

Tiny houses are cool and all, but their proponents have a tendency to overstate their merits. Yes, they’re super efficient, allow you to live largely off-grid and has the ability to squeeze any extraneous element from a tiny house dweller’s life. But c’mon, the places are freaking tiny! There’s only so far you can spin having enough space for two pairs of socks. This propensity to exaggerate the merits of tiny house living is the target of a Portlandia skit. They tout that “micro-living..[is] adorable, convenient, and eco-conscious. In a tiny house multi-tasking becomes a lifestyle choice where you can simultaneously use the bathroom and make dinner.”

The episode will air Thursday night at 10pm (more details here), but check out this preview in the meantime.

They Don’t Get Any Tinier Than This…But No Solar Panels?

We love tiny houses. The trailer-mounted dinky digs, often less than 100 sq ft, epitomize the spirit of doing more with less. This video shows off one woman’s tiny house that’s a wonder of sustainability and the tiniest we’ve ever seen.

The 2 minute parody was actually made by Dawn Jones for the Portlandia Film Festival in Portland, Oregon (not affiliated with the TV Show FYI). While it pokes fun at the tiny house movement, while “made with great affection for the movement.” The affection shows.

via Treehugger