10 Mono-Function SkyMall Products for the UnEdited Life
While the world is littered with things that don’t promote living an edited life, few things are as baldly contradictory as SkyMall. The in-flight catalog presents countless ways to flip the LifeEdited credo on its head, i.e. “design your life to have less money, health and happiness with more stuff, space and energy.” Today, we are presenting 10 products that can bring confusion and clutter to even the most streamlined existence.
1. LED Blossom Tree
Love the country and energy-efficient lighting? Few things reconcile these passions–or create a bramble of wires in your crawlspace–better than this LED blossom.
2. Temple And Eye Massager
Nothing screams, “It seemed like a good idea when I was on the plane” like a remote-controlled temple and eye massager.
3. Baggy Rack
The Baggy Rack might actually be useful–about 2 or 3 times a year. And it’s one of those things you would remember to use after filling your baggies.
4. Voice Activated R2-D2
Sure, you probably have a droid, but if it’s like most, it’s pretty disobedient. According to SkyMall, this one obeys 40 voice-activated commands like “turn around,” “move forward 2 units” (most only move forward 1) and many other tasks critical to daily life. It’s also perfect for tripping over.
5. Shake N’Take Smoothie Maker
Blenders just aren’t specialized enough. Sure, they make perfectly great smoothies and shakes, but you have to pour the liquid into another container, which often takes up to 8 seconds. Nothing saves time and populates your countertop like a Shake N’Take Smoothie Maker.
6. EZ Egg Cracker
For those who like adding extra steps to the simplest of tasks, the EZ Egg Cracker is a must for your kitchen.
7. Zombie of Montclaire Moors
This thing is just weird and creepy, right?
8. Wine Glass Holder Necklace
For the multi-tasking oenophile.
9. Hovering Picture Frame
Hanging pictures has changed little since Lascaux. The Hovering Picture Frame will surely herald a new epoch in the annals of picture presentation.
Do you have rock hard biceps? Do you like contorting your body to sleep on your arm? Look no further than the SlumberSleeve. Bonus: according to SkyMall’s description it acts as ankle, knee and “small neck” pillow for the double-jointed and fans of suffocation.
images from SkyMall